Ironic

Marley: An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic... don't you think

Kitty and Marley: It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures

Kitty: Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't this nice..." And isn't it ironic... don't you think

Kitty and Marley: It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures

Marley with Kitty: Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right

Kitty with Marley: And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face

Marley: A traffic jam when you're already late

Kitty: A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

Marley: It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic...don't you think

Kitty: A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

Marley and Kitty: It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures

Kitty: Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

Marley: Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

Kitty and Marley: Helping you out